What you have here is a standard Hollywood plot with standard Hollywood actors in standard Hollywood action roles. There’s nothing special or unique and even the “twist” is about as expected as can be.
The Tourist tells the story of a woman, supposedly the arm candy of a man who crossed a very bad businessman, who takes an interest in a bumbling teacher on holiday in Italy. What follows is a mish-mash of chases and stunts that do little to elevate the thing against the monotony of watching it.
My rating: 5/10